(Mordecai and Rigby are at their usual table at The Coffee Shop.)

(Margaret and Eileen give the two their ordered meals.)

Margaret: Hey guys.

Mordecai: Uhh........hi, Mordecai!

(Rigby facepalms.)

Eileen: Uh.............hi, Rigby!

Rigby: Yeah, whatever.

(Mordecai and Rigby notice something in Margaret's hand; It says "Pizza Party at Stardust Lanes. At 8 PM.")

Mordecai: Yeeah-yuhhhhhhh! Pizza party! Can we come?

Margaret: Sorry boys, but this pizza party is girls only.

Eileen: No boys allowed.

Mordecai: Aw, what?! Why?!

Margaret: Well.................


(Mordecai and Rigby are eating with their mouths open with pizza falling out.)

Mordecai: Yeeah-yuh! Great pizza party! Am I right?

M & E: Huh............

(Flashback ends.)

Mordecai: Okay, we might've gone a bit crazy...........

Eileen: A bit?!

Mordecai: Okay, fine, we were loco, but, come on, we've changed! Please?!

Rigby: Yeah, please?!

(Mordecai are on the floor bending their knees and begging with their hands.)

Margaret: Sorry boys, you had your fun, now It's our turn.

Eileen: [jokingly] Hey, you two could dress up as girls or something.

(Margaret and Eileen laugh.)

(Light bulb hovers over Rigby's head.)

Rigby: [snaps finger] That's it!

Mordecai: What is?

Rigby: Come on, follow me!

Mordecai: I have a bad feeling about this.

(Follows Rigby.)

(Cut to a fashion store. Mordecai and Rigby are trying on clothes in dressing doors.)

Rigby: Man! How do women wear these itchy things known as bra's?! It's giving me a rash! So itchy!

Mordecai: Well, It's the only way to get free pizza.

Rigby: Fine!

(Mordecai and Rigby walk out in women's clothing. Mordecai is wearing a blue wig, a blue dress, and blue high heels. The same is for Rigby except brown.)

Rigby: What cup would you say I am?

Mordecai: I don't know dude, let's just get out of here!

(Mordecai and Rigby walk outside.)

Mordecai: Wow, these skirts are awesome!

Rigby: Yeah, the breeze makes me feel guyish again.

Mordeaci: This underwear is not so comfortable though.............

(A man approaches the two.)

Man: Hey, ladies. How was your day?

Mordecai: [clears throat to sound woman like] It's been a nice day.

Man: Very good. But I can make your day much better.


Man: You know what I mean. [winks.]

Mordecai: Uhh, we have to go, right, Regina?

Rigby: [clears throat to sound woman like] That is correct, Marina.

Man: What a shame...........I wanted to grab some-.

(Notices another woman.)

Man: Hey, baby.

(Follows her.)

Mordecai: That was disturbing.

Rigby: Oh well. Anything for free pizza.

Fanon under construction.